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> > > > "Hello?"
> > > >
> > > > "Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy near
> > > > the phone?"
> > > >
> > > > "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Unc'a
> > > > Frank,"
> > > >
> > > > After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got
> > > > an Uncle Frank, honey!"
> > > >
> > > > "Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with
> > > > Mommy, right now!"
> > > >
> > > > "Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do. Put
> > > > down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
> > > > door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's
> > > > car's just pulled up outside the house."
> > > >
> > > > "Okay, Daddy!"
> > > >
> > > > A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the
> > > > phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
> > > >
> > > > "And what happened?" he asks.
> > > >
> > > > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
> > > > clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped
> > > > over the rug and went flying out the front window and
> > > > now she's all dead."
> > > >
> > > > "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
> > > >
> > > > "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he
> > > > was all scared and he jumped out the back window into
> > > > the swimming pool.....but he must have forgot that
> > > > last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
> > > > he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's
> > > > all real dead too."
> > > >
> > > > ***long pause***
> > > >
> > > > Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?" |
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